It is a kitchen scale, just for yarns! It is a bright, beautiful orange! It is telling me that I don’t have enough Jo Sharp Alpaca Silk Georgette to make the Pinch Hat. Dammit. Plan B: Best Friend purses? And what in god’s name am I going to make Pinch with now?

I borrowed the title of today’s post from an awesome bit on Jodi Green’s Blog. The concept of “I have nothing to say, so look at what I bought” has made a very profound impression on me. Why has it not become a viral meme yet? Why is there no semi-ironic I Have Nothing To Say So Look What I Bought-along?